What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
11.06.2025 00:08

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
After a few moments he returns.
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?